All hail the glow cloud.

Welp two weeks into the school year and I’ve already cried in my office

but that was because payroll made a mistake with my paycheck and now who knows when the fuck I’ll get paid

it’s not like I’m on a deadline to pay things like rent, bills, school loans or anything >:(

I am usually a very calm, non-anxious person but I AM HAVING A FUCKING PANIC ATTACK because I haven’t gotten paid yet

We are supposed to get paid on the first of the month, but since yesterday was a holiday we’re supposed to get paid today. I have been obsessively checking my bank account since I woke up and NO MONEY

wtf I just want to pay my bills and rent

90s Animal Planet:Animals are cool, kids! They can be your friends! But watch out, some are dangerous! Ooh, watch Jeff Corwin handle the most venomous snake in Africa! Aw, look at the tiger babies! Oh, let's learn about conserving the environment! Remember kids, we must respect this planet, because it's the animals' home as well!
2013 Animal Planet:ANIMALS WILL FUCKING KILL YOU. And guess what? PARASITES WILL TOO! Yes I know those aren't really animals, I guess. OH YEAH HERE'S SOME PSEUDO-SCIENCE ABOUT BIGFOOT. He's an animal too, right? WATCH THIS WOMAN GET EATEN BY HER PET CHIMPANZEE. ANIMALS ARE SCARY, KIDS. BE CAUTIOUS AROUND YOUR PET LIZARD OK. oh look kittens!
~~~~~
90s History Channel:Here kids, we're gonna talk about this society today. History from all time periods and all countries. Isn't this stuff fascinating? Watch us dig up a tomb!
Early 2000's History Channel:So there's this guy named Hitler. And he's pretty bad. Let us tell you how bad Hitler is. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. More Hiltler. Hey have you heard about this guy named Hitler?
2013 History Channel:Aliens moonshiners aliens rednecks aliens pawnshops aliens aliens aliens hey have we mentioned aliens because aliens
2014 History Channel:Was Hitler an Alien?

fuckyeahvikingsandcelts:

tatterhood:

Save the viking goats!!!

Johanna Thorvaldsdóttir’s Icelandic goat farm (Háafell) is facing foreclosure in September, resulting in the entire goat flock being butchered - unless enough funds are raised to save it!

There are less than 820 Icelandic goats in the entire world - they are an endangered species. Almost half of them will be lost if this farm is not saved. I visited Háafell 2 years ago and every goat I draw is rooted in this place. Any little bit helps :)

Signal boost!

(via alanaisreading)

dorkball-mcgee:

dorkball-mcgee:

Why did Stan Lee make a cameo in The Princess Diaries 2? Was this foreshadowing Disney buying Marvel? Is Princess Mia going to be an Avenger? So many questions

image

In case you though I was joking

(via moteycwm)

sixpenceee:

Informal infographic depicting evolution 

(via atheologist)

Aang deals with cultural appropriation - (x)

(Source: faineemae, via bereweillschmidt)

Now begins my annual search for knee high boots that will actually fucking fit over my calves

I predict that this search will end in tears and no boots

sexbangs:

august 31st, 11:59pm

image

september 1st, 12:00am

image

(via nocturnalknitter)

omg I’m gonna have so much fun volunteering at the animal shelter

today we visited with all the cats AND IT WAS SO MUCH FUN

I signed up to do cat training in two weeks and dog training in a month :D

TotallyLayouts has Tumblr Themes, Twitter Backgrounds, Facebook Covers, Tumblr Music Player and Tumblr Follower Counter