This isn't the men's room.

“Ya know, these were white when I bought them.”

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knittingbabe:

Pattern- Loch Ness Monster by Hansi Singh

buffdolls:

My friend with the knitting again. This time she made a fully equipped Deadpool with removable mask, arms and organs. And also this detailed Iron man. Their names are Knitpool and IyarnMan.

peiyunchia:

Did you notice there isn’t any advice out there on how to build up a yarn stash? There’s something primal in the appeal of OHMYGOSH BEAUTIFUL yarn. Maybe?

ha! I don’t think anyone has a problem building a yarn stash! It’s slimming down a yarn stash that’s the hard part!

urethrafranklin:

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milkydayy:

leaked designs for the next 6 disney princesses

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sarastic:

greeleys:

mondoleon:

guten tag

WHY AM I LAHGHING SO HARSD ATS THISN OMG!

i wAS EATING SOUP NOW ITS ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD THANKS

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motherfuckingcheese:

blueeyeddrug:

rape—princess:

Nailed it.

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So I’m supposed to be on a flight to Scotland right now, eating crappy airplane food and attempting to take a nap while the leggy guy beside me takes up all the seat space

but

they cancelled all flights out of Newark, La Guardia, and other places on the east coast because of the weater

so now I don’t fly to Scotland until Sunday :(

henryclervall:

dont let em see you cry officer one day youll get cute jammies

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I’m leaving my house in exactly 12 hours for my flight

and I still haven’t packed yet

whoops?

my least favorite part about flying is trying to figure out wtf to wear on the plane

like, comfortable, but not pajama-like

you have to wear it for 10+ hours

you never know if the flight is going to be hot or freezing

it’s 83 in Cleveland today, but 51 in Scotland wtf am I supposed to wear on the plane?

they-call-me-wonder-woman:

h0odrich:

It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth

This speaks to me on a deep emotional level.

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why the fuck do they sew the pockets closed on women’s blazers?

fucking

why

?!?

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